who knows about cars? my car, i don't know, gets lonely maybe, likes to talk to me through my emergency brake light. which comes on for no reason accompanied by its friend the relentless beeping. sometimes i can make it go away by taking my foot off the accelerator but sometimes it is just one big Emergency Brake Warning as long as i am driving. i never actually use my emergency brake because a)my car is automatic & b)i live in the flat flat flat ohio.
also, last night bean began insisting that my car's name is waldo. but she is wrong. she could not be more wrong.