bean: Let's face it, you have no finesse.
me: No finesse?!
bean: I would in fact say you have an egregious lack of finesse.
me: Now come on.
bean: What?
me: I know I'm not graceful, but I wouldn't say I have an egregious lack of finesse.
bean: Okay. On the Scale of Finesse [starts drawing Scale of Finesse on a post-it pad] �
me: With, what, 10 being Martha Graham?
bean: Who's Martha Graham?
me: She, you know, she invented modern dance.
bean: I have never heard of Martha Graham.
me: Oh.
bean: Anyway, with 0 being a Bull In A Chinashop and 10 being Birds In Flight �
me: You're kidding, right? I've seen birds in flight.
bean: And you don't think they have finesse?
me: Not a 10 of finesse. Maybe Penguins In Water.
bean: Okay. 10 is Penguins in Water.
