20.VI.2003 ::: 18.31

np: the simpsons, in the other room

so the other night jeff & i came up with this great idea slash twisted experiment involving the tag-team stylings of david mamet (writing) & lars von trier (directing). we are wondering how many people on board such a film would be driven to suicide. we are wondering if andie macdowell would consider signing on. (we don't really hate andie macdowell, because we don't like the hating. but we think she is overpaid & probably emotionally fragile.)