orangeheart

i'm late for work!

i was shaving my legs this morning & noticing that i need to replace the blade in my razor. this is what i said to myself. "yes, this blade is definitely getting dull. i don't enjoy it anymore."

clearly my inner dictionary was still asleep.

i wish the rest of me were still asleep, but i think i look pretty good in this dress. also, my underpants say i [heart] rock + roll.

this is probably the sleaziest, come-hitherist my diary is ever going to get. enjoy it while you can.