only in my house. i am sitting here listening to unlistenably-old mountain goats re-releases, more or less minding my own business, when suddenly there is a huge crash behind me & when i turn to look around i see that my decript copy of
il decamerone which has fallen completely out of its binding has now fallen also from the top shelf all the way to the floor, & all its yellowed brittle pages are fanned out among my stationery & dictionaries, which don't belong on the floor but are there anyway.