this is an actual conversation i had with my priest last night:
HE: i like your hair.
ME: thanks.
HE: but you cut off all that fun red!
ME: well, it wasn't very red anymore.
HE: no?
ME: all the red faded out & left this odd orangey mess. it was time to start over.
HE: well, it looks fantastic. what would you use to get your hair that red? just a normal hair dye?
ME: you probably don't want to know all the things i put into my hair to change the color.
HE: well, maybe you should grow it out & try some henna or something.
:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:right now i am obsessed with: andy warhol | limes | the hands in rembrandt's prodigal son | imitating jamie oliver for laughs in the kitchen | whether i should pick a confirmation name & if so which name to pick
:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:today at work i had a patient who was a mail-order bride.