I am 27 years old.
Yesterday, I had my baseline mammogram & breast ultrasound done. This took place out in the suburbs & involved entirely too much waiting considering they sent me into the waiting area with a)no shirt & b)no books.
Today I had a mole removed from my arm for biopsy. So I have now had the first five stitches of my life.
Tomorrow I celebrate my escape from Early Middle Age by seeing the Magnetic Fields, who are all all my secret boyfriends.